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rlLiLAMoOK WOMEN IN FORTUGAL ) In the Fields and Do Laboring Work In the Cities. i good part of the farm work is formed by the womeu. who see no son why they should regard dlg- g, hoeing and plowing as the work men alone. The man who owns a r acres of land will often le ve its llvat ion to his wife and daughters, lie he labors as carpenter, stone- Bon or cooper, fc.r caskmaking Is of their important industries. He t> likes to get a job as a waiter in of the numerous hotels at seaside prts, for the country has thousands Continental and English visitors, fomen share in the heavy work of I cities as well. There are female Jers, laborers on the docks, market pers and even women coal heavers, erinen, or, rather, fisherwomen, and iors. They are as strong and hardy their husbands and brothers and m to stand long Lours and hard la- I as well. f course It rat hey takes away the hiour of romance when one sees a ng woman with finely chiseled Cures and beautiful bkick eyes dig- t with spade and mattock or lieav- |a basket of coal into a ship’s hold ti as much ease as the American [plays tennis and golf. Women seem Ly under what we would consider H conditions, so the reformer would bably have his labor for his pains be suggested a change in this de- traent of Portuguese national ex- bee.—Christian Herald. KILL THEM YOUNG, ■ Not Tolerate Weeds In the Carden of the Soul. In old man was once walking with little boy. They came across four rubs. The old man said to the ■thful companion: n ‘nil up the last one.” ■e obeyed with ease. p’ow the next.” ■e obeyed, but it did not come so Illy. [And the third.” |t took all his strength to move its Its. [Now the fourth.” in vain the lad put forth all his pngth. He only made the leaves noble. He could not move the roots, ley liad gone strongly Into the earth, tl no effort could dislodge them. then the wise old man said to the lent youth: •This, my son. is Just what happens th our passions. When they nre ting and weak one may by a little Itchfulness over self and the help of little self denial easily tear them up, 1 If we let them cast their roots BP Into our souls there Is no human her can uproot them. The almighty nd of the Creator alone can pluck Hu out. For this reason, my child. |tch well over the first movement of nr soul and study by acts of virtue keep your passions well In check.”— : I.ouis Globe-Democrat. Something In the Eye. Juiall substances, like cinders, dust small chips of stone or metal, can en be removed from the eye by ry simple means. Sometimes catch [ the upper lid by the lashes and lliug it away from the eyeball and wn over the lower lid, then letting go, so that as it recedes its under rface is swept by the edge of the yer lid, will clear it out. If this es not prove successful a loop made a horsehair or of a long human Ir can be passed under the lid and ept from the outer side toward the Be and drawn down. Better than is, however, is the washing of the B or flushing with the eye dropper, ery person should carry one in his ivellng bag, for they are invaluable, tcb hold of the lower and upper lid. iw them away from the eye and m fill the dropper, which is like a tall syringe, with water and flush ! eye two or three times. This will rays remove the cinder at owe.— mlly Doctor. Not a Born Forger. Atlas and His Load. Btrlctly speaking, “atlas" is a mis nomer for a map book. since it was not the world, but the heavens, that the “atlas” of mythology upheld. Mer cator, the famous Dutch geographer, who made globes for Emperor Charles V. of Germany, was the first to use the name in this connection, choosing it as a convenient and in some sort an appropriate title, because Atlas, the demigod, figures with u world upon bis shoulders as a frontispiece of some early works on geography. Atlas, it was said, made war with other Titans upon Zeus and, being conquered, was condemned to bear heaven upon bis head and bands. Lat er tradition represented him as a man changed by means of Medusa's bead Into a mountain, upon which rested heaven and all its stars. In any case, Atlas was always asso ciated with a heavy burden strongly borne. Thus Shakespeare makes War wick say to Gloucester: Thou art no Atlas for so great a weight. It is not difficult to see bow by association of ideas this came to chosen as the name for a book maps which upholds and exhibits us the whole world. an be of to Marshal Tureen and His Soup. There is a quaint old shop in Loudon which still bears the name of Samuel Birch, the first purveyor of turtle soup in the English capital. Amid all the changes of the city Birch's shop in Cornhill survives in the guise it wore when its owner was lord mayor of London in the memorable year of Wa terloo. Samuel Birch achieved distinc tion in many fields. He was an orator and a patriot; he was colonel of the city militia and accepted with great good nature bis nickname of Marshal Tureen; he was a mau of letters, pro duced plays that held the stage and books that were readable, though now seldom read. One of his plays, “The Adopted Child,” was popular long aft er its author bad killed his last turtle. His daughter married Lamartine, and one of bls sous, a flue classical scholar, begat a family of scholars. Yet Birch’s claim to fame rests most upon the fact that be was the man who made turtle soup popular. City merchants, templars from the inns and dandles from the west end all flocked to Corn bill, the turtle house of all London.— Argonaut. Reign of the Dandies. In the matter of dress we have fallen upon a decline since the days when the Duke of Wellington was refused ad mission to Almack's because be was wearing trousers Instead of breeches and silk stockings. Even Almack’s, however, had to admit trousers within its closely guarded portals the following year. When Gladstone was “up” at Oxford the reign of the dandles was In full swing. When late in life he re visited the university to lecture to the undergraduates on Homer he was asked by G. W. E. Russell whether he noticed any difference between bls au dience and the men of bis own time. “Yes,” he replied, “in their dress an enormous change. I am told that I had among my audience some of the most highly connected and richest men In the university, and there wasn't one whom I couldn’t have dressed from top to toe for £5.”—St. James' Gaiette. A “Fast” Train. “Speaking of railroads,” said tbe tnthful man, "tbe ultimate word, In ■y experience, was a certain ‘limited’ an which I traveled last summer. At a point where we were making our greatest speed a man stood at tbe side at the track with a moving picture machine. I leaned out of the window and called to him, ‘How are you get ting onT “He stopped turning the crank and ■poke with an expression of deep dis gust. “‘It don't seem to be no use,’ he ■■id. 'Hold your head still, please. I want to get a time expoaure.’ Ev erybody's. ________________ The Burglar’s Prayer. Sir Herbert Risley, speaking of the castes of eastern Bengal at a meeting fhe indorsement of checks Is a very of the Royal Anthropological Institute, nple thing; but, as the following ■aid a curious system of religious wor ry will show, it, too, has its diffl- ship prevailed among a caste who were professional burglars. They made a I woman went Into a bank where •pace In the ground, and a man then Lba<! several times presented checks cut bis arm and prayed to one of the ■rn to Mrs. Lucy B. Smith. This •artb gods that there might be a dark B th" check was made to the order Bight and that he might succeed In ob Bn. M. J. Smith. M J. were her taining great booty and escape cap Bknd s Initials. She explained thia ture.—London Standard. |B paying teller and asked what ■buld do. No Whiskers on His 8ea Food. .«that is all right." he said. "Jost Two colored porters paused to reat it as It Is written there." ■ moment on their mops In a down t,le check and after much town office building recently. “Boy,” said. "I don't think I can ■eld one, smacking bis lips, “did you Kn M like that" •ver eat mushrat?” "Mushrat?” re turned tbe other. “No, I never eat hwparsd For Emergency. any mushrat The only fancy sea food it makes yon keep zlvtag 1 ever fussed with was lobster."- taffinwr day after day?" ba M New York World. t “Are you particularly fawd at Puzzled. replied “1 wM wtaaQy Mother fat lunchl-Yea, darling, read a lovely recM» abawt these little sardines are sometimes »ove a flsblxme wkaa il eaten by tbe larger fish Mabel <sg«l ir throat, and I wnatad ta five!—But. mamma, how do they get i the cans open?-London Ideas. rttingtori Star. that Kind of Worn« Believe In making ■ lore yon enter yowr KNfcBatla. K>r replied her ban* | a Mt of dust ttaat the d piano. "If I baat (MB- i make about profit I nt- | outside of 'hurcK^—OB- I Herald HUiADLlQfiT JANUARY 26, XÒ1Ì What Ho Hoard. A WHITE HOUSE JEST. Genera! Harrison’s Objections Monuments to “Vest.” .e As a general thing, one of tbe first duties of tbe wife of an lucouling pres ident and one of tbe things she usual ly enjoys heartily is to attend to sueb rearrangements and refurnishlugs of the White House as may be necessary or advisable aecoidiug to her person al taste, the size and customs of her fam.ly, and so on. I remember one occasion, writes Colonel William II. Crook in the Phi» adelpbla Saturday Evening Post, wbeu Mrs. Harrison bad finally decided u;>oii some slight architectural changes and had brought her architect’s plans to the president and asked his opinion of them. General Harrison studied the drawings with care and noticed that several niches were left, each plainly marked. At last be said: "Well, my dear, here is a place for Lincoln, and here is a place fur Grant’s bust. And you have left three places for Vest." Then be add ed, with well assumed indignation, “I am decidedly opposed to so many monuments to Vest—In tbe White House!" Mrs. Harrison hastened to explain— what iter husband, of course, knew all the time—that the word “Vest.” was the architect’s contraction for vesti bule, of which there were three on tbe plans, whereupon the president said he was satisfied and banded the draw ings back to her. with a twinkle in his keen blue eyes. A FIERCE ANATHEMA. The Pious Wish ■ Woman Flung at Jean Paul Richter. Jean Paul Richter once observed that if a lady officer wanted to gtve tbe word “Halt!" she would do It in the following strain: “You soldiers, all of you, now mind what I say. I order you as soon as I have done speaking to stand still, every one of you. on tbe spot where you happen to be. Don’t you hear me? Halt, I say, all of you!” Upon this a strong minded woman made the following comment: “Now, M. Jean. It was an unlucky day on which you wrote that sentence. May you never bear anything but that lit tle, concise word ‘No’ from every rosy pair of lips you meet. May you halt wifeless through life. May your but tons be snappish, your strings knotty and your stockings full of holes. May your bootjack be missing, your feet corny aud your shaving water cohl. your razor dull, your hair stand up. your collar He down. May your beard be porcuplny, your whiskers thinly settled and your mustache curl tbe wrong way. May your coffee be mud dy, your toast smoky and your tea water bewitched, and. with a never dying desire for affection, may you crawl through creation a meek, miser able. nasty, forlorn, fidgety, fussy, ri diculous, ruined, dejected old bachelor.” High Sounding Names. Writing In his Paris paper on the growing custom on tbe part of parents to give thetr children ‘‘high sounding” names, Clement Vautel says: “When tbe boj' is old enough to understand he rebels at being compelled to carry through life a name like Anacreon or Hipparchus. But he has company. I know a deputy whose parents named him Franklin. Tbe name In Itself Is not so bad, but he bus two brother«. Voltaire and Socrates respectively. Fancy this scene in the nursery: Franklin howling because Voltaire has broken his toy, while Socrates laughs at both. The mother as peacemaker shouts, ‘Stop. Socrates, or you’ll be punished!' In a narrow street In Mar seilles one broiling hot day I saw a woman spanking a child, shouting In anger. ‘You naughty Epamlnondes; I’ll teach you. Eisiminondes." I could nev er think of the Theban genera! after that without laughing.” To Say and to Do. “Do you wish to go to church this evening? Father is going to preach, you know,” the minister's fair daugh ter asked. The young man considered. “Um! The last time I went he rath er fell on some of my small fallings. Do you know w hat bls text will be to night?" “Yes; ‘Love one another.' ” He regarded the round pink cheek approvingly. “Suppose." he suggested softly, “that we let the old gentleman go preach, while we sit here and practice?"—Lip pincott's. Not Perl«et. A horse dealer was showing a horse to a prospective buyer. After running him l>ack aud forward for a few min utes he stopi*d and said to tbe buyer: “Wbat do you think of his coat? Isn't he a dandy?” Tlte buyer, noticing that tbe horse had tbe heaves, replied. “Yes, I like bis coat all right, but I don't like bis pants.”- London Tit-Bit». I T. BO1T8, Making a Major. H John Is bis name, and be lives In Johu Eaten Cooke, who went Into • A ttornky - at -L aw . Newburg. Further personal details i the war as an enlisted man in a Rich are not necessary. Now. John has a mond battery, was soou afterward ap wife who is not as charitable as she pointed an officer on the staff of Geu- Complete set of Abstract Books might tie. and sbe has a woman friend | eral J. E. B. Stuart On Stuart's staff, in office. Taxes paid for non* who has domestic troubles of her own I Mr. George Cary Egglestou says in and therefore can aud does symisitbize i “Recollectious of a Varied Life," he Residents. with John's wife. Just wbat time it > distinguished himself by a certain was when John came in the other I laughing uouclialance uuder fire aud Office opposite Post Office. morning deponent knoweth not, but | by liis eager readiness to undertake Both phones. certainly it was no sort of time for a Stuart's most perilous missious. married mau to be getting home, and it was in recognition of some spe bis wife told him so, though he knew cially daring service of that kind that it |>erfectly well without being told. Stuart gave him bis promotion. Tbe ARL HABERLACH > Next morning after John had gone to delightful way In which the great boy his office bis wife called up the other ish southerner did it is best told in ATTORNEY AT-LAW, woman on the telephone and told Mr. Egglestou's owu words. about John. The other woman was all "You're about my size, Cooke,” Stu g»citt«ch«r ^bvoltut, sympathy, aud what the two hud to say about the kind of husband John art said, “but you're uot so broad to Otiice across the street and north from was was more than plenty, lu the the chest." “Yes, 1 am.” answered Cooke. the Post Office. thick of It a friend of John's got on the “Let’s see if you are," said Stuart, wire—not intentionally, of course, for he thought John was a model, but lie taking off his coat as if for a boxing EORGE WILLETT, got there, and It sounded good enough match. “Try that on.” Cooke douned the coat with its three to him to stay and listen. But not A ttorney - at -L aw . for long. Presently be coughed, aud stars on tbe collar aud fouud it a fit. “Cut off two of the stars," Stuart there was a sudden silence. Next to Tillamook County “Who's that?” Inquired John's wife. commauded, “and wear the coat to "It's John,” res|>oiided tbe friend Richmond. Tell the people to the war Bank, aud hung up the receiver.—New York department to make you a major and send you back to me iu a burry. I'll Press. T illamook - O regon . need you tomorrow.” The Waste of the Wind. Every one who wants a cheap mo tlve force has tried to harness tbe wind. Every child has made a paper propeller or a windmill. But can it be said that the possible uses of tbe wind have been as arduously Investigated as such recently discovered forces as steam and electricity aud gases? Is it not conceivable that tbe practical uses of the wind are underestimated Just because they are so familiar? We cannot help thinklug that the wind will be more variously employed some day In the same way that prob ably the problem of laying under con tribution the great physical fact of tbe tides will be solved. One would think that the wind could be used for elec tric lighting, yet there is no practical . apparatus for the purpose. True, the wind is variable and occasionally ab sent, but as electricity can be stored one might suppose that this was tbe very case In which variability did not particularly matter—Loudon Specta tor. T. "• How It Feels to Be Run Over. C oncrete B uilding . Origin of Coal. Ths Clever Shoo Clerk. At the cost of considerable time and labor one high grade shoe house Is bound to protect its goods. On a rainy day a woman wearing wet shoes went in to buy rubbers. The clerk meas ured the width and length of her shoes, removed them and brought a new pair of the same size to try on. Visions of a depleted pocketbook caus ed her to exclaim, “But 1 don’t waut new shoes, only rubbers!” “I understand,” said the clerk. "1 am only slipping these shoes on to fit tbe rubbers over. It soils the luside of a rubber to slip it on over a wet I shoe. Then if it doesn't fit and the customer doesn't tako it It is spoiled for the next customer.” "And the outcome of that experi ence was,” said the woman, "that 1 bought the shoes as well as the rub bers and had them sent home ('. O. D. Maybe that was what he was working for all the time."—New York Sun. Coal Is of vegetable origin. When vegetable matter accumulates uuder water It undergoes a Blow process of decomposition, giving off Its nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen and some carbon, the result of which if carried far enough Is the formation of a rnasB of carbon. Peat, found often in swampy tracts, is the first stage in the coal forming process, and the further stages are formed by the burial of these vegetable deposits under great loads of sediment, where they become subject to pressure aud aometlmea to heat. Tills effects a series of changes, consolidation and loss of oxygen and gives a series of products whose na ture depends on the degree to which the original vegetable matter has been changed. The products are known as lignite, bituminous coal and anthracite coal. Tillanicok, Oregon. D R. I. M. SMITH, PHYSICIAN * SURGEON, Office over J. A. Todd & Co . Tillamook. Ore. w. U. HAWK, PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, BAY CITY, OREGON. R. BEALS, Mixing His Dates. There is a story of a man who was so transported with Joy as he stood up nt tbe altar rail to be married that Oddest of Queer Fiehee. his thoughts reverted to a day when A queer fish that does not swim is the "sargasso fish," known to sailors he stood up at the prisoner's bar In a as tbe “frogfish.” It Ilves in that vast court of justice to plead “guilty” or mass of floating gulfweed called the "not guilty" to a criminal charge. So powerfully did that, tbe most painful Sargasso sea, in mid Atlantic. Its pectoral fins are so modified and event of his life, obtrude Itself upon developed as to resemble arms, and it his mind thnt when the clergyman put uses them for clinging to the weed. the question, “Wilt thou have this wo Very gaudily colored, it changes Its man to lie thy wedded wife?" nnd so hues to match the aquatic vegetation on. the poor distracted bridegroom an by which It is surrounded, and when swered with startling distinctness, the latter decays and turns brown it “Net guilty, so help me!"—From Tuck- ermsn'a “Personal Recollections." assumes a corresponding shade. The fish lays its eggs In a Jelly-like A Stubborn Opening. mass, which, absorbing a great quan The head of the household was go tity of water, becomes three times as big as the mother fish herself, assum ing through her husband's pockets the ing the form of a narrow raft three or next morning. four feet long and two to four Inches “What kept you out so late last night?" she suddenly demanded. wide.—New York World. “It was the opening of the cam paign, my dear," the lesser half re Parnell. I never saw a braver man than Par plied. nell. The story of his downfall Is one "Well, It didn't take three cork of the most pathetic in history. There screw» to open It, did It?” Is a rumor that Captain O’Shea said And she drew tbe offending articles to Gambetta: “What are we going to from his side pocket and waved them do with Parnell? He is getting to Is» before him.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. a great danger to the country.” And Gambetta replied, “Set a woman on A Riot of Ink. his track.' And the woman, Instead Canon Nhholl used to tell bow on of betraying him, fell In love with this one occasion he had visited the famous patriot, aud that was bls undoing.— house of the Thrales to that suburb "Recollections of Mrs. T. P. CCounor.” of Ixmdon where Dr. Johnson was at home. “Johnson,” said the canon to Te Diseeurage Him. recalling his visit, "had occupied two “George," said her husband's wife, rooms, and these were left as he last “I don't believe yon have smoked one used them. Tbe sight was an extraor of tb<M«e cigars I gave you on your dinary one, for Ink was splashed all birthday.” over the floor and even on the walls. “That's right, my dear,” replied hl* It was one of the doctor's habits to wife's husband. “I'm going to keep <llp bls pM to Ink and then shake It.” them until our Willie wants to learn | to smoke."—Chicago New» Teaching the Teacher. Teacher-Johnny, what part of speech Cenfused. la ‘nose Y Johnny- "Han't any. Teach "She hasn't any confidence In her er—Ah, bn! it must I* Johnny—May husband, has she?” be yours is. lie- anse you talk through "No. She canght him telling tbe It. but the only part of speech I’ve troth the other day. and now she can't got Is my mouth. dope him out at all.“—Toledo Blade Shop Talk. “If we didn't bare to give bark any « bange think of the money we mer chants would make." “We all have our trrmTrfea," said the The Truth. magazine publisher. "Sometimes It All Right, Perhaps. “Truth Is as clear as a bell," quote«! frets me to have to print any reeding Patient Father Dearie, baby's eat matter, but I ruppoar It must be done ” ing my glove now. le It all right? the wise guy. “Yea. but It isn't always tolled.” add — Kansas City Journal. Dearie (from above! Oh, quite all sd tbe simple mug - Philadelphia Rec right (pauaer you're sure ite yoers? ord. The Age of Compatiti««*. - Punch. How Jilgh Is bis temperature, doc Not Serious. tor?" Get It Right. “1 bear there are grave charges ' Well he's cioorly crowding tbe rec New Reporter The soto turned ter gainst Senator Jinks” rapin. and - Ctty Editor -Y»u mean ced.” “What are they?’ ■Ftw~ Cleveland Hain Dealer turned 'urtle New Reporter Wall, It -Tbe sextoa s Mita." was a high t»riced machine Judge ft is renmiUy more profitable to Your labor owly may be aoM; your reckon up owr defe. te titan to Imuat of The superior man has neither anil Ml moot »oCRnakta et y nor fear -Onfwhi» •ur atí. inatenta. Gariy la. GOYNE, “When I was run over," writes a correspondent, “I bad not seen the car A ttorney - at -L aw . approachlug. The first thing 1 knew was that I was on the ground, kicking Office : Opposite Court House, upward with my legs to an effort to get from uuder the cur. Thru 1 felt a T illamook , O regon . wheel goiug over my chest, which bent as It passed over. In tbe inter veiling second or two I went through several minutes’ worth of feelings. 1 BOALS, M.D., had tbe sensations of astonishment nt being on the ground, of wanting to roll aside and away, of bracing myself— PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, aud my chest especially—stiff to resist TILLAMOOK. something, whatever it might be, while a lightning flash of fear was dimly Office' Olson Building. there and a subconscious query, 'What Residence : Mrs. Weiss' house, west of ou earth next?’ Yet it was hardly Mrs. Walker’s. fear, because there was no time for such a durable sensation. It was rath er a sense of being suddenly confront g M. KERRON, ed with a grave reality, of doubtful, obscurely terrible import.” — London PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, Chronicle. REAL ESTATE, F inancial A gent , Tillamook, Oregon. D R. P. J. SHARP, RESIDENT DENTIST, Office across the street front the Court House. Dr. Wise’s office. '-p HARCHET, *- . The Fashionable Tailor. Cleaning, Pressiug and Repair ing a Specialty. Store iu Heins Photographic Gallery. L and O ffici B ubinkb « a H fucialty . Phone A. 1Q0U OWING 4 COWING LAWYERS. R oom 334 WoiCMTli BriLDtR<< T hibd AMD O ak H twkkt «. Room Neil to the (J.8. Land O»ce. IliRTLANl), OREGON. M RS. ALICIA PHELPS, GRADUATE NURSE, MRS. PAGE’S TILLAMOOK, HOUSE, - - ORE. . Same Old Atery. “Does be pay bls alimony promptly?" ; “No. lie has to be urged and threat- \ *ned every pay day; but. then, of course, I got u-wl to that when we were living together.” -Cleveland Hain f*esl<-r Masculine Perversity. Men are funny <res tn res to rater , •ar A woman will buy tbe things sbe wants, hot a man will only buy the things he needs Exchange When the fight twgto« within Mmself a man's worth eoisstMwg - Browatag New Discovery MIO AU IWhOAT MIB LMWB TBOVBIU. OITAltrrUD BATIBÌ OB MOMKY BBTUMDA